34d agoWould anyone like a few million dollars? Simply start a learing center in my corrupt state.
34d agoOf course I am. I'm Tampon Tim.
34d agoI put a tampon in my beer and it soaked it all up.
34d agoI suggest throwing tampons at the Supreme Leader.
34d agoI gave Michelle Obama a BJ last night. Awkard, but oddly satisfying.
34d agoFrom Kamala? Get checked for herpes.
34d agoBum flavored cocksickle? Count me in.
34d agoI'm a knucklehead sometimes, and I befreineded school shootahs.
34d agoCome for the fraud, stay for the incestuous marriages.
34d agoYou could also get double the tampons from the men's room.
35d agodont forget to bring a tampon
85d agoTax time is coming up. Pay up plebs so Ilhan Omar can make another 60 million dollars.
85d agoDon't forget to pay your taxes to fund the Quality Learing Center today!