26m agoi gotta quit smokin before jail. that's gonna suck
29m agoonly smoked weed once in my life about 20 years ago. stuff almost killed me
30m agoim allergic to pot. grew it once when i was a kid and broke out in hives
30m agoand i miss my wife. no idea where she at
31m agobut i got some felony charges so i gotta do some time an start my life over again
32m agoi might move back to wisconsin. chicago is going downhill fast around here
33m agobeer and chew is enough for me. i stay away from the drugs
34m agoI dont do any drugs. Havent even taken an aspirin in 10 years
35m agoThat's my biggest fear of prison is that my dog will be left all alone and maybe not end up in a good loving home when I'm gone.
37m agoso if anyone wants a good dog mine might be homeless soon. His name is Rusty. He's a good boy
38m agoi can handle the crack heads in prison just fine
38m agohe's a good dog
38m agoim not afraid of those crack heads. just hope my dog will be ok
39m agonothing scary about prison to me other than who's going to take care of my dog
40m agogonna miss that dog
40m agoi have hands like bricks. Im not scared of jail. Just hope someone takes care of my dog.
41m agoi go to prison pretty soon
41m agocause im out on bond
2h agohe's the leader of the free world
2h agohe has no butthole. trump does not poop.
2h agothats bad right?
2h agobut no seriously i have no clue where my wife is. havent talked to her in a month
2h agothat actually sound plausable
2h agoi do miss my wife though. wonder where she is these days
2h agoI can start my new felon life tomorrow
2h agomaybe i just need to play a video game and have a beer.
3h agoim excited for jail. I wont have to eat pizza twice a day
3h agosoccer sucks
3h agobut hes a hustler so he can sell my shit to pay the rent for a while
3h agoi got a roommate lined up but he got a kid and i think he on drugs or somethin
3h agoall he does is gamble
3h agoan now i cant get a job with felony charges
3h agocant hold a job if im in jail every week
3h agolost my job too so, that's another strike against me
3h agono chance im gettin out of 2 forcible felonies with just probation
3h agomy bail bondsman recommended him
3h agohis kids went to college with the judges
3h agoMine has 49 years of experience and he's super mean
3h agofor 500 an hour i'd think he'd get my email right
3h agoand i aint called or talked to nobody
3h agoso now i got 3 different protection orders from the same family
3h agonever got an email
3h agoall he said is the new charge is redundant he'll email me.
3h agoi had court today but i dont think my dumbass expensive lawyer got my email right
3h agoall cause some bitch fell off her porch last month
3h agothis bitch calls the cops on me 3 times a week and i aint talked to her in a month
3h agosleeping while black
3h agoup to 5 charges now
3h agocaught another charge while sleepin on my couch
8h agomy lawyer did. not sure what happened