30d agoThey made the main character of zelda after me. That's why my wife has it tattood all over her
30d agoI went to school with Yugi Takafuji. His dad made the Zelda game.
30d agoanother piss test today
30d agoOther than piss tests I haven't left my house in 2 months
30d agoi read all my ex's dms when i worked at facebook
30d agofacts
30d agoyou get a test account that cant be blocked and you can read all messeges people send
30d agobut if you work at fb you get a secret account that can access anyones stuff
30d agoI worked there for a bit. You are required to make a fb account to work at fb.
30d agostop sharing every reel you see bro!
30d agoi got this dude that sends me like 14 reels a day off fb
30d agofb is the new ticktok
30d agodude i have facebook just for the videos
30d agoi scroll that shit for hours
30d agoheard it on reddit too
30d agono, both wives were little blonde cheerleaders with blue eyes
30d agothats a guy
30d agoseems to be my record so far
30d agoso far skinny blonde barbie bitches who are sluts
30d agomy ink scares people
30d agoplus im in shape
30d agomy friend did 4 years. he was here last week. he said ill be fine
30d agopeople are scared when i take my shirt off
30d agoi'll prolly just be nice to people and do my time
30d agothis ankle bracelet is more annoying than i thought it would be
30d agowell, i have to go to prison first for a bit and i'll see what i can do from there
30d agoI wont wish ill on anyone. Not for nothin.
30d agoI hope she finds what she's looking for. I wish her the best.
30d agobut it wont last
30d agoand i know my wife is getting plowed by some other dude now in her new apartment
30d agothere just are no single women. she will cheat on you or already has.
30d ago3rd person i slept with was engaged
30d agoi mean, the second person i slept with was married. i kinda deserve this.
30d agoi have to take another piss test in like 5 hours. i should prolly stop drinking
30d agohavent seen that dude in 27 years and we hung out like it was old times
30d agomy friend that just visited wife killed herself this past year. he's the guy that said just move in with him when i get out of this mess
30d agomy highschool gf said no sex until marriage. then she flipped out and moved to california with my best friend
30d agoi married the first girl i slept with
30d agowas just drinking a lot and trying to get over my ex
30d agoim not proud of that
30d agomy body count when i got married was 4. now its like 23.
30d agono excuse for that
30d agonah turns out she was a truck stop lot lizard
30d agoand i fugged her
30d agofelt like i was bangin my grandma
30d agoone lady was like 57yrs old
30d agothey were whores
30d agothey werent hot women
30d agoi've slept with about 13 women in the past 4 years. it doesn't fix anything
30d agoI just need to do my time, move away and start a new life after this divorce