21d agohotdogs make me go fast
24d agoi can ride your mom for 37 miles though, she makes pig noises while i do it
24d agonever tried
24d agoi just rode my bike 37 miles
25d agobout joe rogan?
32d agothey probably told you not to do that and you did it anyway
32d agoso you didnt learn.
32d agoyes you are a gleaming model of good decision making, thats why youre here
32d agooh he smokes too, hahaha
32d agodid you get put on house arrest for stealing?
32d agobeing a degen in real life? thats not much of an excuse for anyhting. be better
32d agolol hes on house arrest. his excuse for being on a degen game is being a real life degen
40d agonice
45d agomust have been something i did
45d agoi love gettin a rage whisper
47d agothe singer of the band hound damaged all my puppets
47d agobefore the saplings even guzzled thier morning trickle
49d agosuppressors arent NFA anymore
49d agoyea i spent a total of close to 2 years in iraq and that was all tax free but spoiler alert its a shitty way to get tax free dollars
49d agoand dinosuar cum
49d agoevery breath you breath was in everyone elses colon at some point
49d agoid wanna kill myself if i was in the navy too though, and imagine being on a submarine, just breathing recurculated farts for 6 months at a time
49d agolol the twitter post said the sailor "fell overboard"
49d agoits how you get your job in the military, its like the sorting hat in harry potter
49d agoand i think he has been around a lot longer than that, hes the butthole oracle
49d agothis was in 2007
49d agotheres a single old white doctor guy that looks at everyones butthole before they join the military
49d agothis is 100% true, ask anyone who was in the military
49d agoi had a spot on my right nut, they felt it before i joined the army, dude said i musta fell on my bike as a kid or something
49d agoyou gotta get farm fresh eggs
49d agoin an arnold schwartzenager voice
49d agodo you ever look at an egg and say "come on, dont bullshit me"?
49d agoyou must be really young
49d agomr pandolpho
50d agoif trump skipped 4 years in his two terms, biden can do it too
50d agoi will be writing in biden in 2028 thank you very much
57d agoCAPS I CUM
61d agosomeone put hot glue in the server
63d agothe orb within an orb
70d agoarchers is better
72d agoi got one of these taurus tx22s with a holosun, a tandemkross comp, and a light on it... its like a laser beam
73d agoor the song by travis denning
73d agopuppet
73d agoor the sesame workshop puttet
73d agoor the 1974 film of the same name
73d agoor the Abby ai therapist app
73d agoor a chick named abigail
73d agoabathur in this context probably
73d agosmug liberals make more people maga than anything