13h agofun fact, police are dumbass humans like the rest of us
13h agoWhy does the easter bunny lay eggs? Is it an SCP?
14h agoI can't eat eggs. My doctor says they have cholesterol
14h agoBatman the Bath Soap
14h agoI thought Joker was the romantic relief?
14h agobut its not actually batman, its just some actor
14h agobecause batman is too busy banging your mom
14h agofuck that
14h agoI thought that was pretty good. How often do you talk to your friends?
14h agoNew friends? More people that I'll talk to once every 5 years? No thanx.
16h agothis lamp is a little dim, should we change it?
16h agough my nipples are so dusty
1d agohe did jiffy? makes sense, those pills worked quick
1d agoi think that was jello
1d agowith the white man's technology!
1d agoni hao kai lan
1d agoBut a Raven is still like a writing desk
3d agomy penis is so small you guys
5d agoPardon my French but, bonjour
7d agounless you're talking about a racist that her owns, then it would be "your" racist'
7d agoyou're*
7d agoWho was that dumbass who reminded you that he worked for blizzard in every video and turned out to be a giant fuckwad?
7d agouni? damn australians. Naur naur naur, that's naught how you pronounce it mate
7d agowhich one was Summer
7d agowell they should stop starving and start a business
7d agooh yes, asian people are small, they dont need much
7d agowho the hell eats a cat, there's like, no meat on them
7d agofuck cats and their little paws
7d agoI'll punch yuour cat you fuck!
7d agoFUCK!
7d agoSTOP BEING MAD YOU FUCKS
8d agoI thought that was Kevin James
8d agoif any men want to fuck me in the ass i'll be behind the barn
8d ago1
8d agohey internet, lets count to 10! Ready?
8d agoI think abathur has slanted eyes
8d agoYes, I'm Peter
8d agoRemember, if you cut a burrito in half longways, it becomes a taco.
8d agoLet's talk about buttered sausage
8d agoCOCK N BALLS
8d agowho?
8d agoare you being kinky right now?
8d agomy dick is so hard right now
12d agoweird like seeing your grandpa naked
14d agodigging horizontal holes in the ground is boring
14d agoaren't you late for something?
15d agoI once the moon
15d agoroast beef
15d agoI've been told that blue is an acceptable answer
15d agoHey guys, I've got a cock in my mouth right now. Jealous?