5d agowell he's trying to be sober and i just dunked on him for being a loser
5d agobslow left after i told him he was more amusing drunk
5d agonice we're finally in the fuck you phase of general chat and not the political one
5d agoeat shit playerk
5d agoyou better check under the sea
5d agoif you're looking for me
5d agodiapers?
5d agoor catching shit with a napkin midair?
5d agoif that's the metaphor what are the intereceptors we ran out of
5d agoyou going to go race like a pisshorse?
5d agoim in the flow right now
5d agookay not that kind of drunk
5d agoim fine with the cops lmao
5d agoim a drunk
5d agothat sounds like meth or bipolar business my man
5d agoand i was out of there in 5 seconds
5d agonope
5d agolike i said my crazy ex called the cops on me while having camera evidence and she was almost charged
5d agoyou are just straight dumb
5d agobro what the fuck were you doing with her after the 1st time
5d agoflow that's nonsense
5d agonot even ragebait worthy
5d agoso they handcuffed me then looked at the cameras
5d agoand were like "okay she's a crazy bitch our bad"
5d agoyeah the part i have a problem with is my ex gf called the cops on me for domestic abuse except i had fucking cameras
5d agoproud of you man
5d agoso, dumb shit stuff compounded
5d agoi don't even know what you have to do to get a no bond arrest warrant
5d agogod damn lamp
5d agothe snake, the rat, the cat, the dog, how you gonna see them if you're living in the fog?
5d agono* not know lmfao
5d agoknow onyx i believe every random man that tells me about his exes
5d agobitch got it
5d agoor was it your fault
5d agowas she at least a bitch?
5d agodon't get caught
5d agosounds good lamp
5d agothey love it
5d agoonly the hardest turds though they love to chew
5d agosame but you don't see my sucking butt down like these maga bros
5d agonice one
5d agoit's stream of consciousness
5d agocumraind with blood
5d agoi don't think he knows what he means
5d agoyour teachers did you dirty
5d agospelling my friend
5d agoso angry he can't spell
5d agoyou do what, work as a custodian?
5d agocan't spell either
5d agonot even coherent