6h agohow can i catch tom cruise when he poops in my bed while i'm asleep?
7h agoevangelicals think jesus wanted you to have dry farts
7h agoamericans are too prude
7h agowet farts are how people on some countries say hello
7h agoits not true love unless its full on diahreah
9h agothose citrus trees are just so lonely and sexy
9h agodemocrats dont agree with my position regarding relationships between man and foliage
9h agoany marxist sex cults here that are actively recruiting?
9h agopoop in his shoes
11h agoderek jeter personally spits in every batch, and hes super gay
11h agokenzo is full of awesome gay energy
11h agoi always drink kenzo before securing my high energy stock market deals
11h agothis chat is brought to you by kenzo energy drinks
11h agorelease the epstein files
11h agobecause its always about epstein
11h agoif the earth is flat like a 9 year old girl, then why hasn't the president groped it yet?
11h agoflat earth has no curves, send it back
13h agodrinking the milk of other species is super weird
1d agofake news
1d agolet daddy america get some of that cream
1d agoall nipples are created equal in the eyes of the state
1d agoHERESY
1d agoif you vote for me i promise to give everyone communist human milk
1d agoyour nipples will be milked in the name of the state
1d agocommunist milk
1d agoi'm going to seize your nipples and make my own milk
1d agonot calling for the seizure of the means of production is exactly what a sneaky communist would do
1d agochuck e cheese
1d agothese communists are from hell and also italy
1d agothe communists want you to never have a mortage
1d agoshe has two beds put together due to her obesity
1d agoshe has a double bed
1d agoi sleep in a bed with racing car stickers. get on my level
3d agothe same chemo that was trying to buy an asian wife on here a couple days ago?
3d agothe italians took all the good jobs
3d agoif they are italian then their pills arent legal
3d agowe should deport everyone who is on illegal pills. and the italians
3d agothey arent good people
3d agoor at least all the people from delaware
3d agocan we deport all the italians yet?
4d agoits racist to assume other people cant be racist
4d agoits not one of the ugly asians either. shes kind of pretty
4d agoone of my buddies did a communism and got an asian gf afterwords
4d agothey'll never see it coming
4d agoguys lets do a communism
4d agomy aunt put solar power on her house and then she had a miscarriage
4d agoi heard that solar power gives off radiation
4d agothey were about to make it illegal to not eat salads
4d agoHUNDREDS OF PAGES LONG
4d agolike with chapters and stuff