7h agoi just found out this morning so im a bit tilted yall
7h agowho woulda thought but turns out my parents were planting the eggs
7h agoi stopped believing in booga booga after i found out easter bunny wasnt real
7h agoYES TO DRINKING EARLY
7h agoi was just debating having a bloody mary at brunch
7h agoai is good to learn hard heroes like whitemane
7h agoso yes its alive
7h agoi just had a ranked match
7h agoand had several arams and a qm this morning
7h agodonald told me i was fired and ive hated him ever since
7h agobypass all the spiked drinks and asking out
7h agoasking out is so 90s
7h agomen go straight to rape these days
7h agoat least they still have good teeth
7h agoohh wait
7h agobangers and mash
7h agoengland gave us blood pudding so watch your mouth man
7h agopeople go to jail for saying ketchup sucks on a hotdog?
7h agowhat are you like 10
7h agokids ruin hotdogs they put ketchup on them
7h agotry selling drugs to school children thats always rewarding
7h agowow spilling my personal business
7h agothanks bumfarto
7h agono its true
7h agoohh i do fuck white women
7h agoi think your angry cause you are slow
7h agoand you wish youda thought of Bfast instead
8h agothey pay good cooks well and the crew fucking loves a good cook
8h agolike cargo ships
8h agoor oil rigs
8h agonot the same
8h agothey appreciate a good cook ALOT
8h agotake a job cooking on merchant ships
8h agogood call
8h agoyeah mothers day might have easter beat
8h agois easter brunch the best of all brunches?
9h agoi wish i could turn siri into bender ai
9h agobslow that kinda bot?
9h agois bslow actually bender in real life?
9h agolike the bot on futurama
9h agoi miss walker tex rangers so much, ive been watching the aids reveal clip over and over
9h agoSTOP IT
9h agotired of aram
9h agoU MUTHA FUCKA BSLOW
9h agoi can confirm super long que times qm
9h agoactually water was so scared of chuck he walked on it
9h agoshorthand
9h agoits a tea ceremony h
9h agoi think stephen segal woulda wrecked chuck norris in a fight
9h agolol what about the super left progressives? i dont like them anymore than i do super right