14d agoif i flip a coin, and it's high tide, and the same map is repeated 100% of the time almost every time....
14d agou be trippin son
14d agopager
14d agoEarth is the 3rd planet from the sun. We are all living in 3rd world
14d agoEarth is the 3rd planet from the sun, so technically we have all always been living in 3rd world
14d ago#TheMoreYouKnow
14d agoif you play as abathur you wont get paired as abathur
15d agonever tried that one out before
15d agomaybe eastern-european, middle class?
15d agoimagine getting a phd in economy
15d agoRoman you probably tuck a napkin in your shirt collar when you eat at mcDonalds
15d agoroman, i bet you eat pizza with a fork and knife
15d agoso why is your GT RomanReigns instead of NeverLose
15d agohmmm a game where you kick a BALL with your FOOT... i wonder what we should call it
15d agodurrrrr
15d agoI DO WHAT I WANT
15d agokraft mac n cheese
18d agothats how he lost all that weight
18d agoJared has Aids
18d agoi heard its cuz you touch yourself at night
19d agoall words are made up
19d agonever thought i'd hear somebody whiteKnight for blizzard 0.o
19d agokinda wild they want us to pay $20 when all other heroes were free
19d agoso how's every1 feel about this new hero that we apparently need to pay for...
19d agoOU is what happens when you dont think before you speak
20d agoyea, right along with Titanfall 3
20d agoaww poor you
20d agothey are probably in the place where all the other orcs are
20d agoa woman?
20d agoArmy of fluffernutters
21d agoif a word was mispelled in the dictionary, how would anybody know
21d agois the S or C silent in scent
21d agono this is patrick
21d agoA
21d agoG
21d agoYOO I GOT STABBED HERE LIKE FIFFFTEEN TIMES .... LOOK AT MY CATS
21d agoi bet you dont even work out
21d agoi bet your nipples flap in the wind
21d agowtf name is Swoleman
21d agomaybe it's really really close to a circle, but in actuality its an oval, and thats why the devil is mad because we all keep calling it a circle, even after all the effort he put in to getting the circumference the way he wanted
21d agohow do you know its a circle
21d agoi lick my qtip first so all the wax sticks to it better
21d agoand you probably use 1-ply toilet paper too
21d agoonly on days that end with a Y
21d agoHE speaks to me in pig latin
21d agowe need more derpa derrrr derpppp
23d agoif you put a pizza on top of another pizza, you have 2 pizzas. But if you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, you still just have 1 lasagna
24d agoplease
24d agowe all get dumber reading the things you say
24d agono it isnt