Jun 25, 03:10 AM – Jun 25, 04:10 AM · Americas
Local degenerate LemonBear delivered an apocalyptic sermon to LongDuckDawn about the inevitability of life failure for those who play video games excessively, framing it as pure Darwinian selection—nature itself removing the broken and defective from the species. The degenerates of HOTS General chat bore witness to a prophetic breakdown about reproductive fitness and evolutionary culling, with LemonBear insisting that certain people are simply not born to function as adults and will die without legacy, which he described as 'pretty awesome honestly.'
The Highlights
LemonBear#117322long why did u play 71 games of heroes of the storm in a 7 day period03:29 AM
LemonBear#117322is it because u dont have any family, friends, or direction in ur sad empty life03:30 AM
LongDuckDawn#1549brother I have HIV i get paid by the government to sit at my house and play HOTS03:33 AM
LemonBear#117322because ur life, if u don't actively lead it, falls to dogshit disrepair 100% of the time that's how life works03:35 AM
LemonBear#117322these goofenfucks instead will live broken empty lives of anger and sadness isolated from a world and then they will just die off, hopefully having failed to reproduce03:36 AM
LemonBear#117322that don't belong among us and removing the gross worthless broken defective fuckups it's pretty awesome honestly03:37 AM
LemonBear#117322the whole design of nature present in every single action u take on this planet including actions like spending 6+ hours every single day of ur life playing heroes of the storm03:37 AM
Full Context
LongDuckDawn#1549brother I have HIV i get paid by the government to sit at my house and play HOTS03:33 AM
LemonBear#117322including actions like spending 6+ hours every single day of ur life playing heroes of the storm03:37 AM
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