Mar 25, 08:36 AM – Mar 25, 09:36 AM · Americas

One of the degenerates casually revealed that Heroes of the Storm is kept alive exclusively through dice rolling mechanics, a discovery that explains the game's impossible survival despite obvious corporate abandonment. The degenerates have collectively identified the true source of the game's life force: randomization rituals performed in chat. This is why queue times are infinite—the RNG portal has opened and only those who understand the dice protocol can pass through.

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